? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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