A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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