Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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