So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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