I hope mine doesn't look like that
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Randomize
