Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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