She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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