Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Even my vagina gasped.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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