i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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