Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My liver just broke up with me...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
A bitchslap is in order.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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