I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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