HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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