Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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