I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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