Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
false alarm, still single
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