Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize