The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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