I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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