Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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