He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We are all done wearing pants today
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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