I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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