I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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