We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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