I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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