The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
These tits shall not be calmed
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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