marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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