Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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