All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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