please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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