D3 body, D1 cock
Do vagina's smell?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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