do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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