i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
