just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
operation have a gay friend backfired
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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