It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm always down for nudity.
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