why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Please don't give away my fajitas
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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