This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
one two three fourrrrnication!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Randomize
