Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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