i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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