i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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