Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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