john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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