I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Holy sore nipples Batman
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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