Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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