My hand turned me down
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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