You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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