What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
