Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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