ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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