His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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