Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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