he puts the penis in happiness.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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