U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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