My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Four minutes until I can fart!
she pinky promised me she was 18
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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