Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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